Category: Joke Board
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? (obama says the people on the couch get it)
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
Some of these had me shrugging but many were good.
heh. Very nice. Though not all dogs get mad when you blow in their face. I know at least 2 that think it's a great game.
wow, most of the questions made me think, and actually they made sense.
<lol> very good, thanks.
i like it. :)
lol. Some of these are very good.
I love the one about the doctor leaving the room while we change when they're going to see us naked anyway. LOL
And yes, I did try singing those two songs to see if they had the same tune.
I'm easily entertained, aren't I?
I think baba black sheep is pretty close as well. It's not just you
awesome questions!
These are all very thought-provoking, and some are funny. But I've heard all of these before. My mother had received these in an e-mail from one of her colleagues a while back.
I already knew that the alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baba Black Sheep have the same tune. I randomly figured that out when I was in the eighth grade.
lol; awesome!
Nice one, most of the list were well thought of. Some made sense and some were plain funny.
I love 'em!